Royal Pain Tonic Tea Blend Subscription

(1 customer review)

From: $19.99 / month

Crooked Crows Tudor Collection introduces Royal Pain Tonic Tea Blend in a blue plush velvet bag.

I was inspired during our travels to India to develop a blend unique to our shops mission.

A tea formulation focused on pain blended with Blue Lotus once, only available to Royalty and their courtiers.

Blue Lotus holds cultural importance, and images of the flower have been found on ancient papyri and on the walls of tombs.
Historians believe it was once used in Egypt as a traditional medicine to treat an array of conditions and disorders like anxiety and insomnia.



The two main compounds believed responsible for the flower’s effects are apomorphine and nuciferine

1) Apomorphine. A compound believed to act as a dopamine agonist, meaning it can instill a happy and euphoric feeling.
It may also help with muscle control and pain.

2) Nuciferine. A compound thought to act as relaxant that induces feelings of calmness.

White Willow Bark contains salicylic acid, which is the active anti-inflammatory component in many over-the-counter medications known to relieve pain and reduce joint/muscle swelling.

Holy Basil and Nettles helps support the sedation of nerves inflammation contributing to pain.

California Poppy, Cramp Bark and Citrus Peel lend ease to muscle tension and spasms of which cause pain.

Hyssop helps reduce general inflammation in the body.

Ingredients: White Willow Bark, Cramp Bark, Nettles, Holy Basil, California Poppy, Hyssop, Blue Lotus, Citrus Peel, Assam Black Tea

Available sizes

.75 OZ Corked Glass Flacon in a drawstring velvet bag with 12 servings of tea

1 OZ Tin Tea Caddy in drawstring velvet bag with 16 servings of tea

1.75 OZ Resealable Kraft Bag, 28 servings

4 OZ Resealable Kraft Bag,64 servings

Directions: Place 1 tsp. of Tea Blend into a loose-leaf tea diffuser. In a heat safe mug, steep Tea Blend in 1 Cup of boiling water for 10 minutes. Drink and experience magic!

Caution: Do NOT consume this tea if you are pregnant or lactating or if you are currently on any blood thinning medication.

Louisiana #
Effective Aug 8, 2005 (signed into law Jun 28, 2005) Louisiana Act No 159 makes 40 plants illegal, including Nymphaea caerulea, when intended for human consumption. The law specifically excludes the “possession, planting, cultivation, growing, or harvesting” of these plants if used “strictly for aesthetic, landscaping, or decorative purposes.” (Act No. 565; House Bill No. 173, 2010. (Last updated Sep 29, 2011)
If you have information about the legal status of this substance in any other U.S. state, please let us know.

SHOP DISCLAIMER: We usually ship within 24 hours, it may take up to 1-3 Business Days if your item is made to order or not in stock as the time may vary, (Mon.- Fri., excluding weekends and federal holidays) for your order to process. This of course will be communicated to you. This time window does NOT include the shipping method you select at check-out. Please keep this in mind when you make your purchase. Cancellations are subject to a $5.00 cancellation fee.

*This information for educational purposes only. This product is not intended to cure any type of disease or replace any prescription medication you are currently taking. This product has not been approved by the FDA. Please be aware of any herbal allergies before consuming this product. Consult your healthcare provider before beginning any herbal regime. *

Additional information


Brown Frosted Glass Jar 1.5oz, Flacon .75 Ounces, Kraft Bag 1.75 Ounces, Kraft Bag 4 Ounces, Tin Tea Caddy 1 Ounce

Tea Blend Type

Regular, Caffeine Free

1 review for Royal Pain Tonic Tea Blend Subscription

  1. Ann Nasworthy

    I was in a car accident in 2013. My injuries even after an operation sent me to a pain clinic. Here they give you strong medications to help the pain. I use a tens unit. I have also deeply studied essential oils and made a pain blend with unscented lotion instead of a carrier oil. I have anxiety and the pain in my left foot has never been named until recently. The Blue Lotus Pain Tea works wonders! I’ve used this for a few years. Also, it’s great to have it on auto fill. It gets here within 5 days. Thank you for your wonderful tea.

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