Royal Pain Tonic Blue Lotus Oxymel Herbal Honey and Vinegar Extracts


Oxymel formulations are as old as time, providing the purest benefits of nature without alcohol.
Oxymel (from Latin ‘acid and honey’, from Ancient Greek ὀξύς ‘acid’, and μέλι ‘honey’) is a mixture of honey and vinegar.

Crooked Crows Tudor Collection introduces Royal Pain Tonic. Our finest herbal blend enhanced with Blue Lotus gently secured in a plush velvet bag.

I was inspired during our travels to India to develop a blend unique to our shops mission.
A tincture containing Blue Lotus, once only available to Royalty and their courtiers.

Blue Lotus holds cultural importance, and images of the flower have been found on ancient papyri and on the walls of tombs.
Historians believe it was once used in Egypt as a traditional medicine to treat an array of conditions and disorders like anxiety and insomnia

The two main compounds responsible for the flower’s effects are apomorphine and nuciferine

1) Apomorphine. A compound that acts as a dopamine agonist, meaning it can instill a happy and euphoric feeling.
It is believed to support the release of symptoms from muscle pain.

2) Nuciferine. A compound thought to act as relaxant that induces feelings of calmness.

White Willow Bark contains salicin, a compound which is a somewhat related to aspirin, and accounts for the ancient use of willow bark as a pain-relieving drug. I lends to the decrease inflammation, relieving pain and reducing joint/muscle swelling.

Holy Basil and Nettles support the sedation of nerves inflammation contributing to pain.

California Poppy, Cramp Bark and Citrus Peel support the release of muscle tension/spasms of which cause pain.

Hyssop reduces general inflammation in the body.

Do not drive or operate machinery while taking this medication


Ingredients: White Willow Bark, Cramp Bark, Nettles, Holy Basil, California Poppy, Hyssop, Blue Lotus, Citrus Peel, Raw Honey, Apple Cider Vinegar, Non-Alcohol

Available sizes:

1 ounce approximately 30, 1 ml servings

2 ounces approximately 60, 1 ml servings

4 ounces approximately 120, 1 ml servings

Directions: Take 1 to 4 Full Droppers under the tongue of oxymel every 15-20 minutes until desired benefits are achieved. Remember, everyone is different, one dropper full may work for some while others need more. Listen to your body and reach out with any questions.

Store in cool dark place. The shelf life of Oxymels 9 months to a year when stored properly.


Louisiana #
Effective Aug 8, 2005 (signed into law Jun 28, 2005) Louisiana Act No 159 makes 40 plants illegal, including Nymphaea caerulea, when intended for human consumption. The law specifically excludes the “possession, planting, cultivation, growing, or harvesting” of these plants if used “strictly for aesthetic, landscaping, or decorative purposes.” (Act No. 565; House Bill No. 173, 2010. (last updated Sep 29 2011)
If you have information about the legal status of this substance in any other U.S. state, please let us know.

Caution: Do NOT consume this oxymel if you are pregnant or lactating. If you are taking blood thinning medication, please consult with your health care provider before using .

SHOP DISCLAIMER: We tend to ship within 24 hours however, it may take up to 1 – 3 Business Days (Mon.- Fri., excluding weekends and federal holidays) for your order to process. This time window does NOT include the shipping method you select at check-out. Please keep this in mind when you make your purchase. Cancellations subject to $5.00 fee

*This product is not intended to cure any type of disease or replace any prescription medication you are currently taking. This product has not been approved by the FDA. Please be aware of any herbal allergies you may have prior to consumption. information provided is for educational purposes only.*

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