Red and Gold Filigree Insult Teacup “Stabby” Tea Collection FREE SHIPPING gift set sampler in Velvet Bag


What’s a “Stabby?

It’s a term used describing feelings of hostility or mean temper, usually related to misfortune or high stress.
Originates from the fact the stabbing something seems unusually rational when one is in a stabby mood.
Child rearing can make an overworked mom feel downright stabby.
A moody old grandma is another darn stabby.
I’m sure you know a stabby, you may be one yourself.

Take your teatime ritual to the next level with a gift of insult. All in good humor and with the utmost of elegance.

Gift yourself or someone you care deeply for an discerning red and gold filigree “Stabby” fine china teacup and saucer set.
This arrangement features Earl Grey and Love Thyself from our apothecary’s selection of finest pleasure teas.
An ultra fine mesh, crow charmed tea ball diffuser wrapped in a velvet drawstring bag.
All this, to sip tea complete with four biscuits in the true custom of the posh.

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Boxed Tea Cup and Saucer: Featuring the finest of detail in insects and bugs strategically placed upon your teacup.
Fine porcelain china tea cup and saucer with the most elegant of intricate design and perfectly polite insect placement.

2″ stainless steel ultra fine mesh tea ball infuser adorned with a petite crow charm.
Dangle your magical charm over the edge of your tea cup and enjoy your tea time in style.
Your charmed tea ball comes in a plush keepsake velvet bag.

Crooked Crows selection of Earl Grey and Love Thyself teas in glass collectible.
Each half ounce glass, cork topped apothecary jar, is wrapped in a plush velvet, drawstring bag.

Love Thyself Tea
A smooth, gentle tea with sweet, herbaceous undertones to embrace your being.
You are your words, your actions and your thoughts, begin healing your soul with a cup of Love Thyself Tea.
Imbued with kindness from all natural, organic, ethically sourced ingredients
Ingredients: Jasmine, Elderflower, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Spearmint, Passionflower, Powdered Coconut, Red Rooibos Tea
(If you have a nut allergy, please, let us know and we can prepare this without coconut powder just for you!)

Earl Grey Tea
Earl Grey tea is such a well-known tea blend, it is widely considered a “posh” drink, due to its namesake.
Historically, it’s a basic blend of black tea and oil of bergamot.
Bergamot oil is derived from the rind of a fruit called the bergamot orange, commonly grown in Italy.
This fragrant, refreshing blend features a simple black tea, lightly flavored with aromatic oil of bergamot for a hint of citrus.
A perfect breakfast blend or afternoon pick me up, its taste is often described as bright, refreshing, and bold.
Ingredients: Large leaf black tea, oil of bergamot

Four Lotus Biscoff Individually Wrapped Cookies
Enjoy this unique taste and crunchy bite as a perfect complement to your tea time ritual How can a small cookie taste so great?
The story of Lotus Biscoff starts in 1932 in a local bakery in Lembeke, a Belgian town. The unique recipe was brought to perfection
with carefully selected natural ingredients. Today, Lotus Bakeries is still family-owned and based in its home town. And from there,
the tasteful cookie continues to conquer the world. Its secret? Its unique flavor, iconic shape and crunchy bite.
Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oils (Contains one or more of soy bean oil, sunflower oil, canola oil, palm oil), Brown Sugar Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate (Leavening), Soy Flour, Salt, Cinnamon. Contain Wheat and Soy. No artificial flavors, colors or preservatives*
Made in Belgium

Choose option “Gift Wrapped” and receive your boxed teacup and saucer wrapped in the style of the 1800’s (as pictured) with a custom note inside card.
Mark your item as a gift and include a gift message at check out.

FREE SHIPPING includes complimentary Crooked Crows Sticker.

Directions: Place 1 tsp of tea blend into a loose leaf tea diffuser. Steep tea blend in 6-8 ounces of boiling water for 10 minutes. Drink and experience magic!

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* Labeling and gift wrap subject to change while keeping the same quality and standards expected of Crooked Crows.

*This information provided for educational purposes only. This product is not intended to cure any type of disease or replace any prescription medication you are currently taking. This product has not been approved by the FDA. Please be aware of any herbal allergies you may have prior to consumption. Information provided is for educational purposes only.*

Additional information

Weight22 oz
Dimensions9 × 9 × 9 in


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