“I Hope You Choke” Blue Teacup & Saucer or Tea Gift Set


Make your teatime ritual even more special with a gift of insult. All in good humor and with the utmost of elegance.

This is the blue “I Hope You Choke” fine China teacup and saucer.

With our first option you will receive the beautiful “I Hope You Choke” in blue teacup & saucer set.

With our second option you will receive the teacup & saucer set, this selection of our finest teas, and tea ball:

1.7″ stainless steel mesh tea ball infuser adorned with a petite charm.
Dangle your magical charm over the edge of your teacup and enjoy your teatime in style.
Each charmed tea ball comes in a plush keepsake velvet bag.

Crooked Crows selection of six teas. Each handcrafted and packaged- no two flacons are alike.

Tea in corked Flacon (vial)
Each Flacon of Tea is packaged in a plush velvet drawstring bag and holds enough tea for servings of tea, simply perfect to take along with you everywhere you go.

Please read the description below for full details of the six Flacons of tea and their benefits.


Tea in corked Flacon (vial)
Each Flacon is packaged in a plush velvet drawstring bag and holds enough tea for 8 to 12 plus servings of tea, simply perfect to take along with you everywhere you go.

1) Kick Ass Pain Killer Tea
Nature is one of the best resources for natural, long term pain relief! The Kick-Ass Pain Killer Tea Blend consists of medicinal herbs which take effective action for stopping pain in the body and preventing it in the future.
White Willow Bark contains salicylic acid, which is the active anti-inflammatory component in many over-the-counter medications that relieves pain and reduces joint/muscle swelling.
Holy Basil and Nettles sedate nerves inflammation contributing to pain while California Poppy, Cramp Bark and Citrus Peel reduce muscle tension/spasms.
Hyssop reduces general inflammation in the body. By using the Kick-Ass Pain Killer Tea Blend, you can provide your body with up to 4- 6 hours of pain relief.
Ingredients: White Willow Bark, Cramp Bark, Holy Basil, Nettles, Hyssop, California Poppy, Citrus Peel, Assam Black Tea (Contains Caffeine: Less than 1 mg per serving)

1) Deep Sleep
Continuous stress and over-active nerves contribute largely to sleepless nights– the Deep Sleep Tea Blend was formulated to combat these factors which prevent restful sleep. Ashwagandha, California Poppy, and Lavender are all nervine tonics which help restore nerves to a calm state to relax, ease and sedate the mind and body. Lemon Balm and Passionflower are universally calming to all body systems. Linden Flower and Gotu Kola ease muscle tension to put the body in a physically relaxed state in preparation for sleep. All herbs in this tea blend provide important actions to help the body not only fall asleep but stay asleep. Use the Deep Sleep Tea Blend to make your dream of a full night’s sleep come true! Ingredients: California Poppy, Gotu Kola, Passionflower Aerials, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Ashwagandha Root, Linden Flower, Red Rooibos Tea

1) Moon Cycle
The Moon Cycle Tea Blend was specially formulated to support the reproductive system and reduce discomfort often experienced during monthly bleeding. Cramp Bark and White Willow Bark reduce pain in the lower abdomen and help manage other PMS symptoms other than pain due to their unique chemical constitution. Passionflower and Linden Flower have an antispasmodic effect on the muscles in general but tend to work incredibly well for hormone-induced muscle spasms and cramping. Rose Petal and Hyssop are anti-inflammatory to the body, which helps relax the nerves & muscles of the abdomen to reduce discomfort. Mug Wort promotes blood flow to the pelvic region to improve circulation to remove severe menstrual pain caused by stagnated circulation, while also encouraging regular menstruation. The Moon Cycle Tea Blend makes a wonderful addition to any medicine chest to help alleviate the difficulties associated with menses. Ingredients: Ingredients: Cramp Bark, White Willow Bark, Passionflower Aerials, Rose Petals, Mug Wort Aerials, Hyssop Aerials, Linden Flower, Red Rooibos Tea

1) Happy Pill
The Happy Pill Tea Blend contains a unique combination of herbs which provide relief from the physical and mental manifestations of emotional imbalance. Holy Basil and Ashwagandha Root have strong influence over Adrenal Glands, giving them the ability to lower elevated levels of Cortisol and regulate Dopamine and Serotonin production. Lemon Balm, California Poppy and Linden Flower sedate overactive, inflamed nerves that cause tension and restlessness. Rose and Citrus Peel reduce systemic inflammation caused by over-stimulation, and energetically reminds the heart not to project so far into the future. Ingredients: Holy Basil, Rose Petals, Ashwagandha Root, California Poppy, Citrus Peel, Lemon Balm, Linden Flower,

1) Respiratory Relief
Provide your lungs with extra support during the colder seasons with the Respiratory Relief Tea Blend. This tea is packed with herbs which act as a respiratory tonic by supporting healthy mucus membranes of the lungs. Elderberry, Spearmint, Citrus Peel, Chickweed, Holy Basil and Eucalyptus help tighten up the mucosal linings of the respiratory tract to prevent excess phlegm from leaking into airways and causing infection. These herbs also hold antimicrobial properties which kill pathogens that cause chronic lung sickness which never seems to resolve. Pleurisy Root is a lung tonic due to its antioxidant content which reduces swelling of the pleural cavity and helps keep the respiratory system healthy. The Respiratory Relief Tea Blend will provide your lungs and airways with needed support through all the seasons of the year. Ingredients: Elderberry, Chickweed, Holy Basil, Lemon Peel, Eucalyptus, Pleurisy Root, Spearmint

1)Motion Potion (Brain Boost)
Motion Potion Tea Blend (also known as Brain Boost) helps increase mental clarity and focus while also improving short term memory.
Gotu Kola and Gingko Biloba help reduce stress in the nervous system to increase the efficiency of signals transmitted from the nerves to the brain.
Hibiscus, Nettles, and Citrus Peel increase circulation to the brain to improve overall mental function and lower inflammation.
Schisandra Berry, Rooibos and Matcha help give the body a spark of energy. Forget the coffee to wake your brain up– use this tea blend to give your mind the jump start you need! Ingredients: Gingko Biloba, Gotu Kola, Hibiscus, Nettles, Citrus Peel, Schisandra Berry, Matcha Powder, Rooibos tea

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Directions: Place 1 tsp of tea blend into a loose-leaf tea diffuser. Steep tea blend in 1 C of boiling water for 10 minutes. Drink and experience magic!

Caution: Do NOT consume this tea blend if you are pregnant or lactating. If you have a medical history of Epilepsy or High Blood Pressure, please consult with your healthcare provider before using.

*This information provided for educational purposes only. This product is not intended to cure any type of disease or replace any prescription medication you are currently taking. This product has not been approved by the FDA. Please be aware of any herbal allergies you may have prior to consumption. Information provided is for educational purposes only.*

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Additional information

Weight30 oz
Dimensions10 × 10 × 10 in

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