Frequently Asked Questions

Most of our products are gluten free. The description will reflect if it has gluten. Read detailed descriptions of the product you are considering for further details about ingredients, function and purpose.

We may prepare any custom tea to your needs and specifications.  We have a four ounce minimum and a custom blend fee. This includes complimentary shipping in US.

Simply reach out to us through chat or our contact us page with your requests.

Yes, we gift wrap with plush drawstring velvet bags or distressed kraft paper packaging including a personal message to your intended. We include custom Crooked Crows stationary with our Crooked Crows ink etching on the opening.

Your message is handwritten exactly as you specified in your Gift Message and is included in a kraft paper envelope with seal. A Crooked Crows sticker is complimentary.

There are a few ways to administer a tincture-

1) Under the Tongue

The membrane is thin under your tongue so it skips the blood brain barrier and goes directly into your system—fast acting.  Stomachs are intense places that can harm the raw ingredients so holding it under your tongue for 15 seconds or longer allows for better more efficient absorption. One should feel the benefits within 15-20 minutes.

2) Add to your Beverage or Simply Swallow

Simply add droppers full to your desired beverage or just swallow straight. It may take thirty minutes or up to one hour to feel the benefits.

Yes, we do have our bath salts in a variety of sizes.  9 ounce, 16 ounce or 32 ounce or our 15 ounce Glass jar with metal lid. Just click the drop-down menu in the listing description for your choices.

So you have your loose tea and tea ball- now what? Here is a video to give you some insight.

To preserve and maintain their beneficial properties for years, Crooked Crows Herbal Extract Formulas are packaged in light resistant, dark glass bottles. They come with a traditional style glass dropper in a tamper-evident package. (Dropper bulb is made with natural rubber.) These elegant bottles are the perfect way to protect light-sensitive liquids because the dark glass helps prevent light degradation.

Tinctures, when stored properly; in a cool (not in heat or sun), dark (out of direct light) place may last up to 5 plus years even after being opened.

1 teaspoon per 7- 8 ounces hot water is our recommended proportions. However, herbs express themselves differently in everyone, find the dosage that works for you and adjust accordingly. You may also reuse your herbs, simply save them in the refrigerator for up to 3 days for the next time.

All of the herbs and ingredients used are listed in detail on the products description page. If there is an ingredient or herb that you are sensitive or allergic to please, reach out through chat or our contact us page for a custom blend with similar benefits.

We currently are full with our influencer program. We invite you to leave your contact information at our contact us page to be placed for the next availability You may find that link at the top of our home page.

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Yes, we may certainly prepare any of our teas or a personalized blend without caffeine. Our minimum is 4 ounces with a custom blend fee. If you are interested leave us a message through chat, or email at our contact us page with your specifications. Once your request is confirmed, we begin immediately and have your formulation shipped out within 24 business hours.

Several of our blends are available without caffeine as noted in the drop down menu in the description.

Our herbal blends are focused on the benefits rather than flavor. Like blueberries, sometimes you get a super yummy one, sometimes not so much. Adding honey, stevia or mint; like spearmint or peppermint or even basil may adjust the flavor to your liking.

You may replace one of any of the six teas that come in the Tea Sampler tin with another. Example; exchange Moon cycle for an additional Deep Sleep.

When you check out; let us know which tea you would to replace in sellers notes  and we will do so before sending it to you.

The difference between Royal Pain Tonic and Kick Ass Pain Killer is Royal Pain’s herbal blend contains an additional ingredient.

We tend to tense up when we’re in pain. When you have a shoulder injury more than likely your neck will bother you too as pain likes to travel, so to speak. Royal Pain’s blend focuses on relaxing the entire body. This is a formulation that is most commonly used in the evening or when one has a high tolerance to relief.

Kick Ass is commonly used as a daytime pain reliever. They both have the same ingredients in different quantities, Royal Pain has an added ingredient of blue lotus.

We have several CROWS NESTS throughout the country where you may find our products. Please visit our locations link at the top of our home page.

Crooked Crows does not have a brick and mortar location open to the public. We are virtually based out of Lochbuie, Colorado and offer personalized service via our webpage or Instagram @crookedcrows.  We participate in Oddities and Curiosities Expo and Fan Expo annually.

If you have any questions or need personal consultation, please reach out at through our contact page or direct message us on Instagram @crookedcrows.

See our upcoming events here.

Regardless of your gender you may consume Moon Cycle.

The herbs used are primarily for pain and mood.

Our selection of herbs in Moon Cycle are blended more towards relaxing muscle tissue and improving an overall sense wellbeing and calm.

If you are taking any medications always check with your Health care provider. We are not pharmacists or Doctors We are Herbalists and Alchemists and as such, our responses are limited and general. These herbs may interfere with your current medications. Kick Ass Pain Killer and Royal Pain Tonic have some blood thinning properties similar to aspirin. Consult with your health care provider before beginning any herbal regime.

Your health care provider may want to further monitor your blood levels especially when talking blood thinners in conjunction with any herbal product. Hope that offers some insight.

California Poppy may show up on drug testing similar to that of poppy seeds on a bagel. So, it all depends on the sensitivity of the screening.


Kick Ass Pain Killer Tea is available in a poppy free formulation. All you have to do is hit the drop down menu in the description listing,  click the selection and to add to cart. We have a lot of folks in regular drug testing situations and as a result we now offer poppy free with a click.


With any formulation; we are able to prepare tea or tincture with your specifications. A four ounce minimum and a custom blend fee, this would include the free shipping as well. Just leave us a message through chat or our contact us page and we will prepare the invoice and details for you 🙂

Brief consultation is advised. It is not mandatory.

Schedule a consultation here.